Ramadhan Mubarak :)

So this time I got it all that right so forget abt the previous ramadhan post :p. This is my first post for the ramadhan.


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Adios. {what r u scratching? its a clear adios this time :p}

Eid Mubarak! err I mean ... U know :)

Hmmm so everybody is writting stuff and things about Ramadhan, that also makes me write something about Ramadhan. But as I know that I am not very good at following things :( so I'll try I just can say that I'll try.
6 has been passed and hopefully 24 are left. I used the word hopefully cuz it happens so often here in Pakistan that we have to watch and listen "chand nazar aa gya" "chand nazar nahi aya". Arghhhh i mean why ---> they do this always. {Everybody knows that where i am pointing at}. Anyway, I dun have anything to do with these so called Mullas, I mean we do have our own eyes and we can see the moon by our ownslef as well. Look i said that i cant keep walking with the things going on, now look at the begining that from where i took start Ramadhan is not over yet and i am talking abt Eid. Anyway optimistic point of view says that we'll gonna have all 30 Inshahllah this time, without any confusion.
Dad just gimme a call, n looks satisfied with the things going on in his absence. I told him about my ramadhan routine and all he did say 'Mashallah' :). So topic is changed again, I was telling u about the raised prices of fruits and other general stuff due to ramadhan! Hai na? Look my memory is gettin better. :)Yeah thanks I know that everyone will gonna b shocked but keep it safe it will help u on some other stages in future.

Ssshhhh I have a surprise, look what is it!
**A**D**I**O**S**. {Scratch and win!} :)

Me randomnly

Here is something from my diary, some my randomn thoughts jo kahin say bhi shroo nahi hotin aur kahin bhi khatam nahi hotin......Actually i am talking to someone in this part, naam rehnay dain, naam mai kia rakha hai? :P naam kuch bhi ho, yeh mai kissi say bhi keh sakta hoon :) haan agr woh uss waqt me k samnay na ho to.....

""pta nahi yeh pagal pun kahan lay ker jata hai, kash hum yoon he rahain sada mausam aatay rahain but piar kabhi na jaye kabhi na kam ho hamesha aisa he rhay haan berhnay ki ijazat hai kam nahi haan me ko kam wam nahi chahiye, piar kerna hai to zyadsa sa kero werna mat kero :p
hmmm is waqt ia m just sitting alone pooray ghar mai mai he jaag rha hoon sam to bahar hai waqas shayed sonay ki koshish ker rha hai baqi mama n sisters to so he chuki hain arsa hogya :) ok i am listening to "teri aankhain, ab hongi na kabhi nam to jo dekh lay to bhula doon mai saaray ghum to jo chahay to badlay ga mausam~~~~, yeh jo pal hain inhain khushion say bhar lo tum woh beetay din unhain yaad phr say ker lo tum, to jo chahay to badlay ga mausam, k dil to rona nahi, yeh khuwab adhoray nahi, yeh arman saaray tere hongay pooray kabhi ik din aye ga to yoon gaye ga aaaaaaaaaaaaa lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz" hehehehehehehhe
a song from jal, good na, i like it
saara din sunta rehta hoon waqas bura bhala kehta rehta hai jal ko kehta hai atif is the best, hoga yaar but in k songs bhi cool hain
her cheez ka aik craze aik time aata hai, dekho jab ALI NOOR aya tha sab uss k fan ban gaye, her waqt wohi gaata rehta tha phir AAROH k deewanay hogaye thay sab n ab atif hai n hum hain :) waisay me ka all time favorite singer Junaid Jamshed hai u ko to pta he hoga n favorite band one n only Junoonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn yeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :))) tum nay junoon ka woh song suna hai neend aati nahi? wow me ka hot favorite hai jab bhi sunta hoon bachpan ki yaad taaza ho jati hai aaj say almost 10 to 12 years pehlay ka song hai me bacha he tha uss waqt but yeh song jab bhi lagta tha me ko acha lagta tha i guess 10 12 zyada nahi keh diye but phr bhi me uss waqt khud ko bacha he kahoon ga cuz me ko uss kia kissi bhi song ki translation tak nahi aati thi k yaar kion neend nahi aati :p but phir bhi uss ka musiq n new new junoon ka craze tha pooray pak mai, hmmm aik aur bhi haan najam shiraz ki first album ka woh song yaad hai "meri aankhon mai samai ik lerki, mere dil ko hai bhai ik lerki, wohi to mera dil lay gai, wohi to mera dil lay gai" hahaha u knw me iss ka album apni pocket money say khareed ker laya tha bari mushkilon say sirf issi song k liye mama me ka khoob mazaaq uratin thin k fahad ka favorite song hai jab bhi tv per lagta tha me red ho ker bhaag jata tha hahahahahahaha ummmmmm :)))))))))))))))))
lolzzzzz anyway, bachpan sweet bachpan, kabhi nahi bholta yaar, hamesha yaad rehta hai, chahay hum kuch bhi ho jain mountain dew say mount everest he kion na ban jain but bachpan hamesha yaad rehta hai"""

Only a Joke!

A cowboy was herding his cattle in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure. Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a consultant." says the cowboy.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy."You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked; and you don't know anything about my business.........

Now give me back my dog."