Wrong number

*r*i*n*g r*i*n*g*

*** Hello
Me: Hello
***: Can i cpeak to Marium?
Me: No.
***: Why?
Me: Cuz shes making tea 4 me.
***: Ye kia baat hui?
Me: Wrong number dial krain gi to aisi he baat hogi.
***: Oh sorry.
Me: No problem

*t*o*o*n t*o*o*n

I told my mama about that, n she couldnt stop smiling...
Mama u r so mean, u should laugh upon that one

Mujh ko kehne do ke mein aaj bhi jee sakta hoon

Apne Maazi ke tasaavoor se hiraasa hoon mein (hiraasa : pareshaan)
Apne guzre hue ayyaam se nafrat hai mujhe
Apni bekaar tamanaaoo pe sharminda hoon
Apni be-sood umeedoo pe nidaamat hai mujhe (be-sood : useless)