Wednesday, July 21, 2004

This world :?

**Edited**
Tonite i met a so called Shah Sahab, he asked me that do i know that in how much time ALLAH made this world, i answered according to my belive that in a moment or so, I mean ALLAH can do anything in less den a second if ALLAH WANT to, he replied in a question that how much Ive stdudied, I said, ok go ahead tell me if u know he said that in 6 days ALLAH made this world. Ehem I mean i wanna clear myself upto this one, I can't understand, coz on the other hand he told me that a day there at ALLAH's end is like 10000 days of ours. SO that means ALLAH made this world in 60000 days?????????????

Ive just gotta reply of the post at sunniforum;
"It's because there are two types of time - time within creation and the concept of "duration" - that which is outside creation. The general exegesis of the relevant verses is that since the creator is outside of his creation, these indicate the fact that the exact duration of "time" as percieved by Allah (swt)  is incomprehensible to the human mind."

But my question is this that in how much time ALLAH made this world if its written or in knowledge of us humans? I mean did it really took 6 days or that Shah Sahab was bugging me?


Tuesday, July 20, 2004

A lil note from the only busiest person in the world. (Well that's what I think :))

Hmmm, aaj kal I am too busy, really not getting time to see the face of my PC, so its confirmed that how can I write anything. Well, I will remember the time forever that how the time trapped me in the circle of itself.
Well, I am not here to beat the bush about my busy schedule, just here to count that time. 
Anyway, will count it according to my standard (:p I know not a good one). It happens so often that I don't like to react calm or I mean anything which comes into the manners keh lain :p.
 
Anyway, Adios.

Monday, July 12, 2004

Exam fun

Someone did sent it to me on my exams :)

Fun things to do in a final exam that you have not studied
for, and you are going to fail the class anyways!


Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

Bring cheerleaders.

Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..).

Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

Bring pets.

On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

Have fun and Adios. *oops hehe* (that is not tha part of that scrap better call it my own scrap)

Sunday, July 11, 2004

A big news ******

A big news is ahead of me, won't expose it until I'll get confirmed by myself about it. But i had been waiting for that since a long duration of time. Will write about that as soon as I'll get confirmed. Please remember me in prays.

Adios.

Tuesday, July 06, 2004

Shukrum Shukrum Shukrum

I am really in a mood to Shukrum Shukrum Shukrum, cuz I have nothing to write, but still I came here to make this date to be remember whenever I will come again. It will also be counted in the end.
In the end means Shukrum Shukrum Shukrum, hey guys no need to find that word in any dictionary, coz I haven't uploaded Karl's dictionary as yet. You guys would be in a lot of trouble if u ever dare to find the meaning.
Hmmmm lemme think, *thinks*, got it!
Today I will tell u guys a story, I wrote so many stories in my early childhood and I have keep them save, they are few pieces of papers and few incomplete stories but no doubt they are my fog of my memories, some unclear, some clear, some Yaadein, some fun, some adventures, some mis happs, some Piar, some nafratein, some detachedments, some founds, some losses some gains etc etc.....
I am copying the whole lil story as I wrote it many years ago, I wont edit it till the end of my life, infact no one else will do it, coz I know that everything can change, ppl, weathers, eyes, reasons, point of views, future, hearts, thoughts but past cant change, it will remains the same forever......... :). And everyone must be aware of the fact that every coming moment is turning into history in the next upcoming moment.

"Once upon a time there was a prince and he has laugh time. So he decided to go to picnic with his pet "Jingo". Jingo is a 12 feet quetty little dinosaur. They plan to go to sea side because Jingo loves it. He really enjoy the bathing in sea water. When they arrive there they saw that "Pingo" is also playing there with his prince. Pingo is also a 12 feet quetty little dinosaur and he is a very good friend of Jingo, Jingo feels really happy to see pingo there. So he walks and shake hand with pingo. Now then both of them had found their partners to get rid of boring and loneliness they jumps into the water and water jumps out of the sea they really enjoy playing there for 13 months till they tired so they decided to go home. But they saw that both the prince of them still playing football with each other. Jingo and pingo saw at each other and said that "abay yeh to apnay bhi baap hain"

Adios for now.