Aaaaa I have to wake up in the sehri but hell, soun ga to uthoon ga na. Ummm so how about writing something on my new job's experience. Actually, that little thing happened to me on my 10th day of Job, I am still not very much familiar to Customer services tips and tricks but still one of my colleague appreciated the way I dealt that day.
Me: Thankyou for calling ______. How may I help you.
***: Dekhain mai apni gaari mai switch lagwana chahta hoon, what do u recommends mujhey kia krna chahiye?
Me: Sir aap aisa krain aap yahan company bhijwa dain gaari mai aap ko lagwa doon ga.
***: Kion?
Me: Actually Sir jab switch lagay ga to aap ki gaari mai kuch alarms generate hongay jiss ki waja say aap ko paraishani ho sakti hai, hum aap ko calls krain gay, may be aap ko disturbance ho, iss liye.
***: (Arousingly) But mai nay to switch lagwa lia hai aap k paas koi alarm nahi aya?
Me: (ahem) Actually Sir, It happens once in a blue moon, ho sakta hai aap ki main battery ko na touch kia gya ho n aisay he switch laga dia ho.
***: Aren't you sure?
Me: Yeah Sir i am damn sure aisa he hua hoga, aap please apna switch check krwa lain again, hamara system aik dam sahi kaam kr raha hai, mai abhi bhi aap ko aap ki gaari ki exact locations n saari updates bata sakta hoon :).
***: (Thinking) Ok mai dobara lay kr jaon ga apni gaari wohin jahan say switch lagwaya hai may be unhoon nay sahi kaam na kia ho.
Me: Yes Sir, u should do that. Anything else sir?
***: Nah, thats it!
Me: Ok Sir thank you, take care. AllAh Hafiz
***: Allah Hafiz.
Hehe baabay to to customer service ka cheetah ban jaye ga aik din ;)
Me: Thankyou for calling ______. How may I help you.
***: Dekhain mai apni gaari mai switch lagwana chahta hoon, what do u recommends mujhey kia krna chahiye?
Me: Sir aap aisa krain aap yahan company bhijwa dain gaari mai aap ko lagwa doon ga.
***: Kion?
Me: Actually Sir jab switch lagay ga to aap ki gaari mai kuch alarms generate hongay jiss ki waja say aap ko paraishani ho sakti hai, hum aap ko calls krain gay, may be aap ko disturbance ho, iss liye.
***: (Arousingly) But mai nay to switch lagwa lia hai aap k paas koi alarm nahi aya?
Me: (ahem) Actually Sir, It happens once in a blue moon, ho sakta hai aap ki main battery ko na touch kia gya ho n aisay he switch laga dia ho.
***: Aren't you sure?
Me: Yeah Sir i am damn sure aisa he hua hoga, aap please apna switch check krwa lain again, hamara system aik dam sahi kaam kr raha hai, mai abhi bhi aap ko aap ki gaari ki exact locations n saari updates bata sakta hoon :).
***: (Thinking) Ok mai dobara lay kr jaon ga apni gaari wohin jahan say switch lagwaya hai may be unhoon nay sahi kaam na kia ho.
Me: Yes Sir, u should do that. Anything else sir?
***: Nah, thats it!
Me: Ok Sir thank you, take care. AllAh Hafiz
***: Allah Hafiz.
Hehe baabay to to customer service ka cheetah ban jaye ga aik din ;)
7 comments:
hhuummm.....gaari keya hota hai...and wat r u talking abt....kuch samaj hi nahi aa rahi.....pata nahi keya ongii bongii lekte hoo :S
U me ko yeh bata do k ongii bongii kia hoti hai to me u ko bata doon ga k gaari car ko kehtay hain. N bytheway, ongi bongii...umm name say to female he lag rahi hai, kia u ki rishtaydaar hai? :p
aaryyy tum ongi bongi ko nahi jante......
huh i never thought ke tum etne intelligent ho gaa.........waa waa
U nay kabhi me k ksi post k baray mai to koi baat ki nahi. Madam ye me ka blog hai koi taalem-e-balghaan ka daftar nahi hai jiss mai u me ka taaruf oongi bongion say krwati raho. Bytheway sshh aik oongi bongi ko to me jaanta hoon, chaand pr rehti hai :p
hahahahahhahaha acha tu yeht tumhara blog hai....main tu kuch aur hi samajii sukar ke tum ne clear kar deya....warna.....
haan tum nay samjha hoga 2 rupay wala local newspaper hai.
Hehehe thats funny.. you get wrong calls at job too??
that was a nice way to tackle...!!
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