Valentine's day.

Today is 14th of February. I heard sometimes ago about some Saint Valentine and I thought then "what the heck", the saint is dead and stupids still following his stupid rulz.
Flowers giving day, valentine cards, mess of the pocket money, iz that everything to be call as Valentine day?
Well abt dead Saint Valentine, he must be having punishment in the hell, and angels must be saying to him "oye ullo kay pathay yeh neechay to kia ker kay aya hai?". I mean every body seems walking on his foot prints. His story is a very sadistic one though.
In some old kingdom, there was a king who wants to have a bachelor army men in his army, coz bachelors don't have anything to worry abt. So that king banned marriage for any young man in his kingdom. But then that king came to know that somewhere in his kingdom there is a saint who hiddenly helps men and women to get married. King ordered to put him in prison, and in prison that saint fell in love wid king's very own daughter. lolz that saint valentine must be a Pakistani, they always use to hit a jack pot. :)
Anyway, after that love story king hanged that saint and qissa khatam.
But what the hack starts after that, valentine's day. Saint SAHAB must be getting jealous by the stupids down here, "I am burning in the fire of hell and look at these stupids they are preparing themselves to become part of the hell like me".
Anyway, this is not it, Pakistan is in trap of another influence, tonight is a BASANT NIGHT :(. Oh LORD help me. :( I hate Basant, but what is the story behind BASANT night? *wondering*
Adios World.